I know you visit the site for a lot of reasons—Up to the minute beer and bourbon news, profound insights into American culture, deep analysis of the Big Issues, and answers to the Big Questions. Sometimes, though, you come here because if you look at that spreadsheet for another second every synapse in your brain will explode, rendering you incapable of coherent speech or rational thought. For those times, might I suggest Beer Golf. I can almost feel productivity across the county slowing to a crawl.
Thanks to Larry for the link.


eww. I was 11 over par on the front 9, and 2 over par on the back 9.
I can’t say for certain, but maybe you needed more beer. Yup. That’d be my guess. More beer.
I was able to shoot 3 over on the front nine and 7 under on the back nine. A few more brews and I’ll conquer that pesky front nine!!