Archive for February 13th, 2008

Shithouse Poetry

Working in construction I often am afforded the opportunity to shit in a port a john. I know lucky me. Many times I find myself enjoying some art work and poetry by some of central MS finest artist. Just thought I would share a few poems with yall.

-Here I sit all tired and dirty trying to shit until 4:30

-Roll em long and burn em slow, and wear the shades so the boss don’t know.

-Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted.

-Per OSHA standard all terds over six inches must be hand lowered to prevent chemical splash.

-Larry really likes gerbils.

Thats just a few I can remember. I may add some more if anyone ever gives any feedback.

* * Starkle, starkle, little twink *
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* Who the hell are you I think * *
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* * I’m not under what you call *
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* The alcofluence of incohol. * *
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* * I’m just a little slort of sheep, *
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* I’m not drunk like thinkle peep. * *
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* * I don’t know who is me yet, *
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* But the drunker I stand here the longer I get. * *
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* * So just give me one more fink to drill my cup, *
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* ‘Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

MEBA ACTION ALERT – SB 2851

This is it folks. Our bill to raise the alcohol content allowable in beer sold in MS is before the Senate Finance committee. It must receive favorable action by Tuesday 19 February or it’s dead until next year. The reality is more urgent that that, however. The bill is up for consideration in the committee this Thursday 14 February. That’s the day after tomorrow for those of you not paying attention.

That means the fate of this bill will be decided the day after tomorrow!

If we are to have any chance at this we MUST have citizens pick up the phone and call the members of the committee now. This is how democracy works, people. If we don’t get a lot of people involved immediately this will end and MS will be stuck in the neo-prohibitionist doldrums for another year.

Please visit http://www.meba.ms/ for details on how you can help.

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